by B.J. on 8/17/2002 05:08:00 PM 0 comments Print this post

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Da Bulls



The Bulls acquired a new player yestrday named Donyell "I-wear-cornrows-like-Cressa's-2001-prom-date" Marshall (#42), who's as old as the rectangular butter in my refrigerator and performs like the chefs at the Italian seafood Restauraunt at Santa Cruz --- good, but not great. This guy's expected to be the second motor to another old dude named Jalen Rose (#5) who plays kinda like Michael Jordan, but not really. Anyway, the engines haven't even been upgraded to their full potential yet. They haven't gotten their "muscles" like Fred would say. These great engines are none other than the 7'1 run-like-a-deer Tyson Chandler (#3), the Baby Shaq with a cool 'tude, whom they call Eddy Curry (#2), the other turbo accelerator Jay Williams (#22), and the piston because he can shoot that is J-Crossover (Jamal Crawford #1). These young guys aren't expected to blast the car right away, but they're expected to develop most of their potential within the next 3 years to become a super-powered car that will propel them to an NBA championship. So, this year, out of a possible 82 games, I foresee 35 wins, a 14-game improvement over last year's up-and-down 21-win year. Eee.

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