by B.J. on 8/20/2002 10:42:00 PM 0 comments Print this post

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Telemarketer: "Sir, how would you like to subscribe to the Daily Reporter ?"

Customer: "It's 6:30 in the morning. On a Saturday."

Telemarketer: "You will get a copy everyday.

Customer: "I want to sleep."

Telemarketer: "You will only have to pay $24.99 for one year.

Customer: "Oh OK, fine."

Telemarketer: (Lights up in a business-like manner) "You get a total of 365 copies."

(Customer simultaneously gets up, busses to Baltimore airport, flies to Cleveland)

Customer: "(Still half-asleep) Mmmhmm Yes."

Telemarketer: "You can also get a complimentary magazine for. . .

(Indifferent-faced customer walks in, brings out a hammer, and slams telemarketer's phoneline)

Telemarketer:. . .an. . .(customer slams phone) additonal (and again). . .charge (and again)

Haha, need a crunch ?

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