by B.J. on 9/04/2002 09:33:00 PM 0 comments Print this post

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[Hey I'm still half-scared, half-amused when I drive as of 12/16/03]

Driving = Funny and Scary

Yukken get killed out there !

My 2nd semester senior religion instructor [now deceased, rest in peace] once said that a lot of the funniest things in your life will happen when you drive like castrated bums walking up to you, eyeglassed friends pounding your trunk when you're about to make a left turn, criminals jumping out of police cars and trying to land on your car.

Probably a lot of the scariest things in your life can happen when you drive as well like an overheating engine, humps, bumps, two-lane streets, narrow freeways (the 1-01 I'm talkin' to you !), morons who don't look when they back up, stupid people who take a bike lane only to cut you off.

This mix makes for good thrills and good times (Run Styles' cut !) as if I were grabbing a cup of POSER Dippin' Dots and eating the remains of a savaged Candy Apple. Can't beat that with a hockey stick.

 



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