by B.J. on 11/16/2002 12:51:00 PM 0 comments Print this post

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My sister just doesn't get it.

QTpnySMILE (11:13:06 AM): did you read my e-mail yet?

Auto response from DArkB L u esmOKE (11:13:06 AM): 10:30-12:30 Subject A

QTpnySMILE (11:13:24 AM): BJ!!!
QTpnySMILE (11:13:42 AM): I need your help on this problem
QTpnySMILE (11:14:12 AM): well...if you do read this im then, check your mailbox
QTpnySMILE (11:14:19 AM): for my email
QTpnySMILE (11:14:24 AM): ok?
QTpnySMILE (11:14:31 AM): and did you notice?
QTpnySMILE (11:14:44 AM): Missy Elliot lost a lot of weight
QTpnySMILE (11:14:58 AM): and can you get me "Work It" by Missy Elliot?
QTpnySMILE (11:15:02 AM): thanx
QTpnySMILE (11:15:20 AM): and also that new song by Craig David
QTpnySMILE (11:15:30 AM): i don't know what it's called
QTpnySMILE (11:15:54 AM): but if it helps, it contains the words:
QTpnySMILE (11:16:07 AM): what's your flavor? Tell me what's your flavor
QTpnySMILE (11:16:12 AM): ok?
QTpnySMILE (11:16:14 AM): ok
QTpnySMILE (11:16:16 AM): bj
QTpnySMILE (11:16:23 AM): i hope you get this message
QTpnySMILE (11:17:04 AM): and also "Lose Yourself" by Eminem
QTpnySMILE (11:17:17 AM): and the song from the Pepsi Blue commercial
QTpnySMILE (11:20:36 AM): BJ!!!!
QTpnySMILE (11:20:41 AM): Where are you!!!
QTpnySMILE (11:20:52 AM): ???
QTpnySMILE (11:21:23 AM): oh yeah
QTpnySMILE (11:21:25 AM): and get me
QTpnySMILE (11:21:39 AM): JLo - "Jenny from the Block"
QTpnySMILE (11:22:48 AM): ok?
QTpnySMILE (11:24:29 AM): and
QTpnySMILE (11:24:48 AM): Newfound Glory - "My friend's over you"
QTpnySMILE (11:28:27 AM): Vanessa Carlton - "Ordinary Day"

Auto response from DArkB L u esmOKE (11:28:27 AM): 10:30-12:30 Subject A

QTpnySMILE (11:28:41 AM): i don't care
QTpnySMILE (11:28:44 AM): you're my brother
QTpnySMILE (11:32:51 AM): and Avril Lavigne - 'Skater Boy"
QTpnySMILE (11:37:13 AM): and the new song by Sum 41
QTpnySMILE (11:39:12 AM): and nelly - "hot in herre"
QTpnySMILE (11:43:35 AM): sum 41 - fat lip
Auto response from DArkB L u esmOKE (11:43:35 AM): 10:30-12:30 Subject A
QTpnySMILE (11:49:26 AM): oh woops
QTpnySMILE (11:49:33 AM): it's not my friend's over you
QTpnySMILE (11:49:38 AM): it's my friends over you
QTpnySMILE (11:49:40 AM): ok?
QTpnySMILE (11:55:52 AM): i wish i was brave i wish i was stronger i wish i could feel no pain
QTpnySMILE (11:56:06 AM): i wish i was young i wish i was shy i i wish i was honest
QTpnySMILE (11:56:21 AM): i wish i was you not i cause i feel so mad i feel so angry
QTpnySMILE (11:56:43 AM): ....
QTpnySMILE (11:57:27 AM): Donde eres tu?
QTpnySMILE (11:57:30 AM): does that make sense?
QTpnySMILE (11:57:34 AM): well i'm trying to ask
QTpnySMILE (11:57:39 AM): where are you?
QTpnySMILE (12:00:23 PM): geez...bj..... � eres antipatico!

Auto response from DArkB L u esmOKE (12:00:23 PM): 10:30-12:30 Subject A

QTpnySMILE (12:00:29 PM): just kidding!
QTpnySMILE (12:00:54 PM): mama es en clase
QTpnySMILE (12:01:10 PM): mama es ne clase hoy
QTpnySMILE (12:01:24 PM): i think that's how you say it
QTpnySMILE (12:01:50 PM): no trabaja hoy
QTpnySMILE (12:02:38 PM): hoy mama no trabaja porque ella estudia en clase
QTpnySMILE (12:03:25 PM): me gusta hablar espanol
QTpnySMILE (12:03:45 PM): he�
QTpnySMILE (12:04:09 PM): hola! me llamo Camille
QTpnySMILE (12:04:38 PM): � Como te llamas?
QTpnySMILE (12:05:23 PM): � De donde eres tu?
QTpnySMILE (12:06:10 PM): soy norteamericana
QTpnySMILE (12:06:53 PM): mi familia vienen de Philippines
QTpnySMILE (12:06:58 PM): i don't think i said that right
QTpnySMILE (12:07:20 PM): soy mornena, baja, y delgada.
QTpnySMILE (12:07:38 PM): �Y tu?
QTpnySMILE (12:07:51 PM): hace calor
QTpnySMILE (12:09:53 PM): Es treinta grados bajo cero.
QTpnySMILE (12:10:21 PM): hoy es el diez y seis de noviembre de 2002
QTpnySMILE (12:10:26 PM): hoy es sabado
QTpnySMILE (12:11:09 PM): la estacion es el otono
QTpnySMILE (12:11:37 PM): it should translate to:
the season is fall/autumn.
QTpnySMILE (12:13:07 PM): �Estudias mucho a UCSC, BJ?
QTpnySMILE (12:15:34 PM): eres un muchacho y estudiante.

Auto response from DArkB L u esmOKE (12:15:34 PM): 10:30-12:30 Subject A

QTpnySMILE (12:15:49 PM): soy una chica
QTpnySMILE (12:16:27 PM): �Tienes que estudiar?
QTpnySMILE (12:17:44 PM): tu eres el muchacho que escuchas discos.
QTpnySMILE (12:18:21 PM): eres aburrido
QTpnySMILE (12:18:33 PM): no interesante
QTpnySMILE (12:18:45 PM): ok bye bj
QTpnySMILE (12:18:52 PM): i hope you get this message
QTpnySMILE (12:19:00 PM): =)
QTpnySMILE (12:35:16 PM): hello bj

Auto response from DArkB L u esmOKE (12:35:16 PM): 10:30-12:30 Subject A

QTpnySMILE (12:35:19 PM): where are you
QTpnySMILE (12:36:10 PM): es la una menos cinco
QTpnySMILE (12:36:20 PM): that translates into it is 12:55
QTpnySMILE (12:36:31 PM): where are uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu??????

AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK THE FRIVOLITY STOPS. . .

QTpnySMILE (1:55:38 PM): ok

Auto response from DArkB L u esmOKE (1:55:38 PM): Food. . .not hun.

QTpnySMILE (1:55:38 PM): ok
QTpnySMILE (1:55:59 PM): so that's all that we're learning
QTpnySMILE (1:56:06 PM): i'[m bored
QTpnySMILE (1:56:10 PM): i'm bored
QTpnySMILE (1:56:13 PM): i'm bored
QTpnySMILE (1:56:17 PM): i'm bored
QTpnySMILE (1:56:19 PM): i'm bored
QTpnySMILE (1:56:23 PM): I am bored
QTpnySMILE (1:56:26 PM): I'm bored
QTpnySMILE (1:56:30 PM): I am bored
QTpnySMILE (1:56:39 PM): I'm bored
QTpnySMILE (1:56:42 PM): I am bored
QTpnySMILE (1:56:46 PM): I'm bored
QTpnySMILE (1:56:49 PM): This is boring
QTpnySMILE (1:57:02 PM): Maybe I'll play hangman with Austin Powers
QTpnySMILE (1:57:09 PM): no that's boring, too.
QTpnySMILE (1:57:14 PM): dad bough a guitar
QTpnySMILE (1:57:18 PM): isn't that great?
QTpnySMILE (1:57:26 PM): he saw it on television
QTpnySMILE (1:57:35 PM): and he's gonna pay 108 bucks for it
QTpnySMILE (1:57:39 PM): approximately
QTpnySMILE (1:57:43 PM): i'm bored
QTpnySMILE (1:57:46 PM): i am bored
QTpnySMILE (1:57:49 PM): i'm bored
QTpnySMILE (1:58:00 PM): my teacher once said that only boring people get bored
QTpnySMILE (1:58:09 PM): so i guess that means that i am boring
QTpnySMILE (1:58:30 PM): hey that can be used as conditional statements
QTpnySMILE (1:59:25 PM): let's try it!
QTpnySMILE (1:59:33 PM): If a person is bored, then the person is boring
QTpnySMILE (2:01:06 PM): yay! i did it1
QTpnySMILE (2:01:17 PM): If sirens shriek, then dogs howl
QTpnySMILE (2:01:23 PM): if dogs howl , then cats freak
QTpnySMILE (2:01:29 PM): if cats freak, then mice frolic
QTpnySMILE (2:01:37 PM): you can make a logical chain
QTpnySMILE (2:01:46 PM): if sirens shriek, then mice frolic
QTpnySMILE (2:01:52 PM): hooray!
QTpnySMILE (2:01:56 PM): I'm bored
QTpnySMILE (2:03:02 PM): me gusta bailar
QTpnySMILE (2:03:06 PM): me gusta cantar
QTpnySMILE (2:03:16 PM): me gusta escuchar musica
QTpnySMILE (2:03:27 PM): no me gusta estudiar
QTpnySMILE (2:03:36 PM): no me gusta trabajar
QTpnySMILE (2:03:39 PM): me gusta viajar
QTpnySMILE (2:04:06 PM): espero visitar Nueve York
QTpnySMILE (2:05:03 PM): deseo ganar mucho dinero
QTpnySMILE (2:06:21 PM): Hay la chica que toca la guitarra.
QTpnySMILE (2:06:45 PM): �quien es la chica que toca la guitarra?
QTpnySMILE (2:08:25 PM): Se llama Juanita.
QTpnySMILE (2:08:51 PM): Es inteligente, �verdad?
QTpnySMILE (2:09:16 PM): no, no es inteligente, pero ella es simpatica.
QTpnySMILE (2:09:26 PM): ok
QTpnySMILE (2:09:32 PM): hasta luego
QTpnySMILE (2:09:37 PM): adios
QTpnySMILE (2:10:42 PM): twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what you are up above

Auto response from DArkB L u esmOKE (2:10:42 PM): Food. . .not hun.

QTpnySMILE (2:10:57 PM): the world so high like a diamond in the sky twinkle twinkle little
QTpnySMILE (2:11:04 PM): star how i wonder what you are
QTpnySMILE (2:11:23 PM): rock a bye baby on the tree top when the wind blows the cradle
QTpnySMILE (2:12:07 PM): will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and mommy
QTpnySMILE (2:12:09 PM): will catch you cradle and all
QTpnySMILE (2:12:41 PM): jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is the ride on a one horse open sleigh hey
QTpnySMILE (2:12:41 PM): jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
QTpnySMILE (2:12:53 PM): oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!
QTpnySMILE (2:13:17 PM): jingle bells batman smells robin laid an egg the bat mobile lost
its wheel
QTpnySMILE (2:13:25 PM): and joker got away
QTpnySMILE (2:13:27 PM): hey
QTpnySMILE (2:13:53 PM): jingle bells batman smells robin laid an egg the bat mobile lost
QTpnySMILE (2:14:08 PM): its wheel and joker got aaaa wwaaaaayyyyyyy!
QTpnySMILE (2:14:38 PM): deck the halls with boughs of holly fa la la la la la la la la
QTpnySMILE (2:14:57 PM): tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la
QTpnySMILE (2:15:31 PM): don we now our gay apparel fa la la la la la la la la
QTpnySMILE (2:15:38 PM): troll the ancient yuletide carol
QTpnySMILE (2:15:49 PM): fa la la la la la la la la
QTpnySMILE (2:16:17 PM): lunes martes lunes martes miercoles miercoles jueves viernes sabado juevs viernes sabado domingo domingo
QTpnySMILE (2:16:42 PM): enero febrero enero febrero enero febero marzo abril mayo
QTpnySMILE (2:17:05 PM): junio julio agosto septiembre octubre noviembre deciembre
QTpnySMILE (2:17:10 PM): ok
QTpnySMILE (2:17:10 PM): bj
QTpnySMILE (2:17:15 PM): i'm going to go now
QTpnySMILE (2:17:16 PM): ok
QTpnySMILE (2:17:22 PM): i'll sing

QTpnySMILE (2:17:25 PM): some more
QTpnySMILE (2:17:49 PM): happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear __________ happy birthday to you!!!
QTpnySMILE (2:18:51 PM): London bridge is falling down falling down falling down London bridge is falling down
QTpnySMILE (2:18:54 PM): my fair lady
QTpnySMILE (2:19:08 PM): take the key and lock her up lock her up lock her up take the key and lock her up my fair lady
QTpnySMILE (2:19:34 PM): row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream
QTpnySMILE (2:21:02 PM): ok bj
QTpnySMILE (2:21:04 PM): g2g
QTpnySMILE (2:21:12 PM): and thanx for helping me on the problem
QTpnySMILE (2:21:16 PM): so bye
QTpnySMILE (2:21:36 PM): and remember to get me all those songs i asked for on the last im in which i sent 84 ims
QTpnySMILE (2:21:39 PM): ok
QTpnySMILE (2:21:39 PM): bye
QTpnySMILE (2:21:42 PM): bj
QTpnySMILE (2:21:43 PM): have fun!

Ladies and gentlemen, my sister !

 



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