by B.J. on 12/09/2002 05:04:00 AM 0 comments Print this post

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Chicago Dopes

If you have nothing nice to say, then keep your mouth closed. Fair enough, but then I wouldn't be able to tell the truth so on that note. . .

Chicago sports teams suck. . .

. . .in basketball. . .

The BULLS are losing because they're YOUNG, which breeds INEXPERIENCE. But this is the second year for the would-be STAR players TYSON CHANDLER and EDDY CURRY, who both came straight out of high school. They haven't progressed much since last year because they don't play any DEFENSE or REBOUND the ball, the stuff that all other NBA tall dudes do.

The incumbent leader of the team, JALEN ROSE, does nothing to buffer this disaster as he keeps hogging the ball and jacking up shots, even though he does make a good amount of shots and has no one to pass to. He should be the LEADER, something he hasn't since he came over last year.

These guys started off the year talking all this TRASH about how great we are. . .

. . .in football. . .

After a 13 wins out of 16 last season and 2 wins to begin the season, the BEARS have just lost every game. Their managment and coaching is disgusting because they run the exact same play in key situations so that the other teams can already plan on stopping it. When they're not playing football, they cut loose the important components of the team as they let a potential ALL-STAR player stroll gingerly to another team.

They TOO, like the BULLS came out of the tunnel running tall and strong. . .

AND EVERYTHING !

Everyone just about lost interest in hockey, no one cares about baseball, and some don't even know there's a soccer team in Chicago. So the moral of the story is KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT UNTIL YOU CAN BACK IT UP. Chicago's known for it's friendly, optimistic fans, who guard their optimism. So, here's my rant to neutralize that optimism in hope that some Chicago team STARTS WINNING.

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