by B.J. on 3/23/2003 10:53:00 AM 0 comments Print this post

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[Title Added 08/31/03: Ignorant Idiocy of Me]

Obscure oriental observations. Yeah, we already know Asians are good at math (except me : ( ), but here's other stuff I noticed. I know I'm preaching integrating and all that good shit, but I can't help but notice some trends (most of these apply to observing non-friends and stereotyping them anyway):

1) Asians tend to have laptops in college. I count Hane, Erwin, Chelle, Sue, Jay (this dude down my hall), Keith, Bel, Kenny (fool that makes me look like Scottie Pippen on the basketball court to his Fred Hoiberg) vs. all my white, mixed friends who have a total of 3 laptops between them, 2 of them combined with desktops because those 2 are computer freaks (Chris and 'Yell).

2) Asians don't bullshit about what they want. When some short Filipino guy went down with an injury during basketball, he wasn't scared to ask for water. If they want to get out of class, they'll be the first ones out (the arrogant ones). They'll also stick to the music, and a big group of friends.

3) Asians do NOT read fictional books for fun.

4) Asians are clean. Even when they don't shower for 4 days. ; )

5) There are 3 types of Asians:

1. Ghetto (90%)
2. Nerdy (9.9999999999999999999999999999999999999%)
3. My friends. (0.000000000000000000000000000000001%) [Yes, I calculated them :roll eyes:] If you think I consider you as a friend, you are probably weird.

[Edit 08/31/03: A bigoted post. This is the blog that I had in mind when I orchestrated that apology for the stupid blogs post.]

 



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