Urge to Shit Makes You Unlazy ?

by B.J. on 5/29/2004 01:30:00 PM 0 comments Print this post

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A crappy situation. Here goes: You feel lazy all day. And the one moment you don't feel lazy you feel yesterday morning's dorm food breakfast of bacon, eggs, and hash browns ready to come out, but you have this semi-good, semi-endorphin-induced feeling that you're going to accomplish so many things. However, all the things you are going to accomplish are going to happen only after you take a shit. After you unload so to speak (I've always wanted to say "so to speak" like I was a British white guy with a crystal white long-sleeved collared dress shirt on), you then go back to feeling lazy. WTF mate ?



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