Names for My Kids
on 11/27/2007 09:29:00 PM
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Mahmadou, Kaka, Deion Pupunu, Didier Drogba, Socrates.
The names I want for my 5 boys.
Aren't those some cut-your-teeth-on-this kind of names?
If whoever I'd marry/mate with wouldn't concede these as first names, then you can bet that I'll stick it in there as lucky middle names.
I would make Mahmadou, Kaka, and Didier Drogba focus on playing soccer. Only soccer. Make Deion Pupunu play American Football and only American football --- don't want to mess up his life or anything, and I'd stick Socrates in a room full of math theorems, the Principia Matematica, and Hegel's writings.
I'd raise them on a farm, then move to a slum so they'd be some hardass kids, but I'd have enough for a car and drive their asses to get a good Catholic school education.
They would all learn how to build houses, filter any type of water and help so-called third world country water systems, and how to produce edible food out of garbage.
I want my next generation of genes to be able to kick the asses of and be much smarter than your kids, and live in real self-sufficiency.
When my job of kid-raising is done, my mate and I would move to the house that I had built up and stored, and rented out all these years. And all we'd do is live there, watch TV, fuck, then eat. Then write a book about it.
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