by B.J. on 2/20/2003 12:59:00 PM 0 comments Print this post

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This goes out to SUE DA POOH

So the trade deadline has passed and the Bulls didn't trade. . .



Cool. Because I think that dude has the potential to do such things as. . .cross up the Lakers. . .

Hopefully they can wait for the DRAFT (when they select players) and trade. . .

the OVERHYPED DUKIE (yuppie rich Southern school) Jay Williams, the good-but-not-good-enough Jalen Rose, and the good-but-not-good-enough-second banana-Donyell Marshall, and their 1st round draft pick

for. . .



and salary cap filler.

Then the lineup for 2003/2004 would be. . .

C - #2 Eddy Curry, the closest thing to Shaq at 6'11, 290 lbs with Shaq-like strength and mobility. He can already score points, but he just can't REBOUND (what Dennis Rodman did in the NBA besides kick cameramen in the nuts and dress up as a bride) or DEFEND the basket.

PF - #3 Tyson Chandler, a combination of the KAMA SUTRA athletic GARNETT who won the 2003 all-star MVP over MJ, TIM "Boring" DUNCAN, and hothead RASHEED WALLACE. Right now, he's having a monster 5 games, averaging about 17 POINTS, 12 REBOUNDS, and 4 blocks PER GAME. If you don't know basketball, think of a HUMMER racing at the speed of a VIPER. . .that's sort of what he's like.

SF - #32 Eddie Robinson, a superathlete handiman.

SG - #1 Tracy McGrady, the closest thing to MJ (Michael Jordan, the Chicago Bulls guard from 1984-93, 1995-98). 'Nuff said.

PG - #? Jamal Crawford, the supertight point guard with the cool headband who resembles PENNY HARDAWAY before he got injured. PENNY HARDAWAY was the dude in ORLANDO whom SHAQ played with. This guy can do some cool stuff with the ball, but he hasn't had the chance to show it because Jay takes up all his time.

6th - #21 Marcus Fizer, a 6'9, 262-lb TANK, who can bully all the small guys like crazy. He RUINED MJ's last game at the Bulls home stadium by scoring 18 points in the fourth quarter (18 points is something not easily done in the NBA) and leading the new BULLS to victory.

The problems with this scenario are that: 1) it hasn't happened yet; the salaries need to work out and all that ECONOMIC mumbo jumbo 2) we'd have a hard time figuring out who'd get the #1. . .TRACY MCGRADY or JAMAL CRAWFORD ? 3) Orlando has to agree

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